Ridiculous Customer Encounter: Number One (the be all and end all)
So, I work in a retail music store selling tangible media to the few nostalgic enthusiasts that refuse to accept the doomed fate of the music industry as it struggles to stay afloat in the abyss that is the interweb.
On rotation: Stone Roses, The Smiths, some Motown Collection, and The Beatles
Customer: (wearing a look of bewilderment on his face)
“So, who is this band playing with Morrissey?”
Me: (restraining all muscle reflexes)
Mass internal hate for society ensues
Here’s to you kid, and the bleak urban England of years long past…